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2014 Reading Challenge

2014 Reading Challenge
Anouk has read 4 books toward her goal of 15 books.
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Being in a band:

Guitar player plans snowboarding trip during rehearsal time for the third week in a row.
Other guitar player ducks out of rehearsal because of heat.

Guitar player accidentally puts a saw through the nail of his forefinger.
Other guitar player turns up half an hour late, hopelessly hungover.

Drummer and bassist miss a rehearsal because of a music festival that happens to be planned during rehearsal hours.

Guitar players: “You can’t just skip rehearsal because of that!”

Reblogged from thehaunteddreamer  414,211 notes
sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever